How Rude!

Over the past few weeks I have been having various discussions with people about swear words. Usually people look at my hair and general complexion, assume I am angelic and fear that my heart may explode if explicit language is used with a 500 metre radius of me. They find it genuinely difficult to associate vulgar language with me but I find swear words and explicit phrases fascinating. And while I may not be one to regularly curse in my native language having a few derogatory terms up your sleeve is quite handy when it comes to dealing with sleazy French men. Swearing in a foreign language is so much easier because the words hold no meaning – they’re just sounds that come out of your mouth and you haven’t grown up being told never to say them. It surprises me that despite living in France for seven months AND working at a school full of naughty teenagers I don’t know many swear words. So some of my French-speaking friends have been kind enough to teach me a few.

My Dad even got on board and bought me a book for Christmas entitled “Talk Dirty French” that is full of cursory terms and slang that may just come in handy one day. I thought I might share a few so that if I swear at you in French, you know what I am saying.

Ma Porsche, c’est un vrai aimant à femmes. – My porsche, it’s a total chick magnet.

J’vais pas chanter pour ces blaireaux. – I won’t sing for these morons.

Ce pécno n’a même pas de voiture. – That country bumpkin doesn’t even have a car.

I think that will do for now. We don’t want to get too nasty.

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5 Responses to “How Rude!”

  1. Chuck says:

    C’est pas rigolo de degueuler des spaghetttis!

  2. Jess says:

    C’est vrai Monsieur Norris! C’est vraiment pas rigolo.

  3. b says:

    ‘nous nous rendons’ – Any french you get in a fight with will abuse you with such!

  4. Kate says:

    I will memorise the Porches one, that will be particularly useful, though perhaps I can substitute such phrases as ma “dodge petite van”, c’est un un vrai aimant à femmes …

    All the best for your last few days of packing and panicking… not that you’d be doing that :)

  5. Jess says:

    Hahaha I think they’ll be very impressed with the Dodge!
    And thanks Kate! Nooo… of course I won’t be panicking… I’m not my mother’s daughter at all! 😛

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